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as a miniature sized person, when oversized-ass tops don’t come in an XS it’s like…do u expect me to swim to the neck opening, motherfucker?

today i got promoted to a new position from part time to full time with full benefits and a pay raise n everything LIKE AN ADULT SONĀ 

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police